Instrument Jokes

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

What instrument does the uterus play?

The fallopian tuba.

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

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What do you call a gathering of Arthur's Knights?

A Sir conference.

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What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.

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What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

What do you call a tube with a degree?

A graduated cylinder.

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What diploma do criminals get?

The third degree.

Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree?

The University of Minnesoda

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What's the most difficult instrument for a percussionist to play?

a conundrum

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

A: Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What do a guitar and a drum have in common?

Neither of them are a clarinet!