Instrument Jokes

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

What did the tuba say to the clarinet?

Nothing, instruments don't talk.

What instrument does Mother Earth play?

The Qatar.

What instrument does the uterus play?

The fallopian tuba.

What do you call a punk band that knows how to play their instruments?

A metal band

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)

Why did the cellist have to sell his instrument?

He was baroque.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

What kind of fish loves to fix instruments?

A tuna.

What instrument was the predecessor to the tuba?

The oneba

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Why won't people know when you replace words with instruments?

Idk, accordion to research I guess.

What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

What do you call a group of killer whales playing instruments?

An Orca-stra.

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Why are the saxophone afraid of the trombone?

Because the trombone is a sax offender.

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

What's the only animal that can't get hit in the head?

Duck.

String Instrument Jokes More String Instrument Jokes

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

What's angry, fluffy and destructive and gathers inside stringed instruments?

Violint

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What type of music do Irish people listen to?

Pubstep

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

Luter Jokes More Luter Jokes

What do you call someone stealing musical instruments?

A Luter.

What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

Shar Pei Jokes More Shar Pei Jokes

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)

What type of dog leaves a mark?

shar pei

Learn Jokes More Learn Jokes

Why didn't Hellen Keller learn to lip-read?

The braille left her lips numb.

What did Amelia Earhart learn?

Triplane fuel can't melt sea beams.