What instrument does the Irish chemist play?

The boron.

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Why does Irish bean soup have exactly 239 beans in it?

Irish accent) Because one more and it would be too farty.

What's an Irish Seven Course Dinner?

A boiled potato and a six-pack of Guinness Stout.

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What instrument do piggys play in a band?

Pigcussion!

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)