What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed?

To catch her false teeth.

Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

Slap Jokes More Slap Jokes

What do you call someone who slaps their siblings daughter?

A niece slapper.

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.