What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.

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Which hand did Henry VIII use to wipe his bottom with?

Anne Boleyn's.

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

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What do you do when your dishwasher stops working?

Slap her.

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."