What do you call slapping hands with (5.5+1)/2?

A high phive! I'll see myself out now.

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Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

Why were the bakers hands brown?

Because he kneeded a poo

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What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

Why did the girl loaf of stale bread slap the boy loaf of stale bread?

A: Because he tried to get fresh.