Why does the spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

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Why do bagpipers leave their cases on their dashboards?

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

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What's grosser than gross?

When a midget walks past and says your hair smells nice!

Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?

Because they're too high-strung. Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.

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What did the spanish soccer announcer invest in?

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD**

What did the Spanish firefighter name his twin sons?

Jose and Hose B