What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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What do you call an aligator that likes to wear vests when no one else is around?

A private investigator.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball

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Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

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Why did the fish not get accepted into college?

His grades were below sea level

Why was little Jimmy fishing in the well?

Because Tom had previously drowned in the well and everyone said "Tom is sleeping with the fishes."

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Why did the chiropractor have trouble waiting behind people?

Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

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What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.

Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.