What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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How do you call a dog that likes to be on the Internet?

A Labragoogle.

When you ask me a question, would you prefer the blank stare or the eye roll as a response?

I like to be prepared.

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Why was the baker happy when his pie caught fire in the oven?

He was a pieromaniac.

Why did it take so long to find the bodies of the black firefighters after the building they were in caught fire and collapsed?

Cause the building collapsed, duh.

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

Why are fish always on drugs?

They just keep getting hooked.

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How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again

What's Justin Timberlake's favourite Microsoft Word alignment?

Justified. (NB Sincerely hoping that this is actually original)

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How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?

One but you should have seen the bulb it must have been THIS big.

Why are fishermen so good at geometry?

Cause they're good anglers.

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What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.