What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

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Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

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Why did the thalidomide man get stopped going through customs?

He was caught in the possession of small arms

What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo?

Surprise subtext.

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Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

A: Because Robin ate the worms.

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?

The nun has hope in her soul!

What do the average woman and kids on a snow day have in common?

They're both hoping for nine inches, but will be happy enough with five.

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What do fishermen say on Halloween?

Trick-or-trout!"

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?

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Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low?

A: She thought it was Diet Coke.

What kind of sweets do trucks like?

Lorrypops.