Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

What does a woman have in common with a KFC meal?

Once your are done with the juicy breasts and tender thighs, all that's left is a greasy box to throw your bone in.

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Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

What did Jesus' disciples say when he caught all those fishes?

HOLY MACKAREL!

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What do you call an Irish girl sitting on a hot griddle holding a piece of cheese?

A paddy melt!!

What do you call an Irish midget?

Whatever their name is, you insensitive jerk.

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Why did she get entry to the pub without paying a single penny?

Cause she being she, wasn't even worth a penny. (/hehheh)

What do you call sunscreen in Ireland?

Pubs

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How many irish men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture