Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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What do you call a women that catches fish?

Annette

What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!"

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What is the name of an Irish girl who hangs out on your lawn?

Patti O'Furniture

What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains?

Patty O'Furniture.

Pub Jokes More Pub Jokes

What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub?

A barredvark!

What is the difference between a pub and an elephant fart?

One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!

Irish Man Jokes More Irish Man Jokes

How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture