Because he never left the pub.
After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.
Leave my presents
Because the editors know that they gotta catch 'em all!
Ive only ever been caught stealing cookies.
A: When it's french fried.
A 6-pack and a potato.
Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.
One is a bar room, and one is a Barooooooooooooom!
Two, One to hold the light and, one to drink until the room starts spinning!
Patti O'Furniture
