Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

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Why did the emo kid leave the bar?

It was happy hour.

What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

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What do you call the High Sparrow who is caught molesting kids?

The Deviated Septon.

What fever did Joe Dirt catch on vacation after getting bit by a mosquito?

Deeeeeeeeeeengue

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Why did god invent whiskey?

x-post /r/drunkjokes) So the Irish would never rule the world

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

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Why did the Irish man never get caught drink driving?

Because he never left the pub.

Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

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How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man?

None

What do you call a battered Irish Man?

Mashed Potatoes.