What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!"

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What was the name of the operation to catch Juaquin Guzman?

El trapo.

How did Pinocchio figure out he was made of wood?

He was jacking off one day and his hand caught on fire.

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How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

Why did the Chinese almost lose in Mulan?

They had way to many chinks in their armor.