How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

How do you catch a dyslexic fish?

Ya get it Hooked on Phonics!

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What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!"

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

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How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

What did the Chinese vocalist do after smoking some marijuana?

He Shanghai.