What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

Skin Jokes More Skin Jokes

What do you call a delicacy made by stripping the skin off of a Native American and cooking it?

A Sioux Flay

What do you call it when you can't see your skin?

Pore resolution

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Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...