What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

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What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain