What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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No thanks, I'm stuffed."

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.