What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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When Geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side of the "V" is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

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How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

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Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Why didn't the scarecrow want dessert?

Because he was stuffed!

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector?

A taxidermist takes only your skin. Mark Twain

What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...