What does a taxidermist do for a living?

Oh you know... stuff...

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Why can't random men check random women's breasts for cancel?

Because that sort of information is on a knead to know basis.

What was your name?

It's Siv" I know lmao hi5s other judge

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How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

Whatcha watching?

Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.

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What did the teddy bear say after dinner?

I'm stuffed."

Why do you never see a Teddy bear ordering dessert?

Cus they are always stuffed.

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Whatcha thinkin' about?

Taxidermist: Stuff.

Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects