A gun only has one trigger.
Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?
The porcupine has the pricks on the outside.
I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)
So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.
The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.
When you exit a museum, you trigger the alarm.
That's not funny.
One's Cupid stunts...