How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

How does an ethiopian open a beer?

With his ribs

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

Why do people regard the middle east as the holy land?

Because they're constantly drilling for oil.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How is Bill Cosby like an environment at 0 Kelvin?

When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

What happened to the gun that kept randomly shooting?

He got fired.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why are you pushing garlic into the computer's disk drive?

Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren't any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See It works doesn't it

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

A: 32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What did the black man say to the white kid?

Put the gun down!

What's the difference between a gun and a radical feminist?

A gun only has one trigger.