How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

What is the fastest animal in the world?

The Ethiopian chicken.

People Jokes More People Jokes

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What's so cool about cemeteries?

I don't get it. People are dying to get in them.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

Me: your mother, why W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why do the Lanisters have such big beds?

Because they push 2 twins together to make a king.

How do you manage that?

I think it was when I tried to push it through the letterbox.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

How many NRA members does it take to change a light bulb?

A: More guns.