Shoot the people pushing it.
They're practically non existent.
A Quarter Pounder.
Because people familiar with the U2 guitarist of the same name are already used to long delays.
When food tastes so good.
All the horses drowned
They both stop working when you take their chains off. Edit: Oh, I'm sorry. I thought this was America. By the way, got this from AskReddit.
He got shot down.
A high medium low
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. "
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
Put them inside a woman's body.
A gun only has one trigger.