How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

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Ethiopian Jokes More Ethiopian Jokes

What is similar between the life of an Ethiopian kid and the hype of Call Of Duty: Infinite Warfare?

They're practically non existent.

What do Ethiopians do at night?

Starve.

People Jokes More People Jokes

What was Camelot ?

A place where people parked their camels !

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What to do when the black guy in front of you gets shot?

Stop laughing and reload.

How do you stop a 6'4" 300lb black kid from charging?

You take away his EBT card.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many guns do the US need to combat an enemy?

Two: one to shoot and one to sell him to shoot back.

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

What was the internet like in the old days?

Me: *opens door* *pushes 16 outside* *locks door*

Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.