What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

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What did the Japanese buck say to the doe he was courting?

OC I don't know how to put this but...I'm kind of a big deer.

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

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Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on ?

Because they carry guns instead

What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

Why couldn't the Mexican be a Firefighter?

Because he didn't know the difference between Jose and Hose B.

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What kind of gun does a firefighter have?

A water gun.

What do you call a water gun that gets people really excited?

A super stoaker