What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

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What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

What do necrophiliacs and alcoholics have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one

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What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

Why didn't the tree get any presents for Christmas?

He was knotty.

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What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

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What kind of tree fits in your hand?

A palm tree!

Why did the palm tree win the plant race?

It was the first to Sago.