What kind of tree likes a high five?

A palm tree

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What can I get for you?

Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked M: By anyone other than my wife

Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

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What does a tree do when he's going on a vacation?

He packs his trunk and leaves. I should go back to studying now. K bye.

What is green, fuzzy and very deadly if it falls on you out of a tree?

A pool table.

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What kind of people should you stay away from?

Trees. They're quite shady.

What kind of house does cheese like to live in?

A cottage"

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Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon?

That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.

How'd Florida man break his leg raking leaves?

He fell off the palm tree