If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.
At the monkey bars.
spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
A pharmacist, you racist.
Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.
It can look round.
Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!
Because they are really good at it
The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)
Because everyone always left them hanging!
They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.
Barns and no-bulls. (This joke was made up by my 7 year-old cousin.)
The corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes, and the beanstalk.
