What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

Why is the Mississippi so wide?

Because Mr. Sippi is hung like a horse.

Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.

How do you sell chicken to a deaf man?

A: HEY, YOU WANNA BUY SOME CHICKEN !!!!!!!

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why do feminists hate Apple?

Because they're not PC.

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.

How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Farm Jokes More Farm Jokes

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What is the worst thing about farming vegetables?

The wheelchairs are too expensive.