Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree?

Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? Why did the third monkey fall of the tree? Peer pressure.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How did the Scot die?

He got kilt.

What do you think Michael Hastings was working on before he died?

slowing down his car. ... ... shoutout to for this one.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans?

The scaffolding

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

Why is a psychiatrist like a squirrel?

Because they are both surrounded by nuts.

Why do squirrels swim on their back?

To keep their nuts dry.