Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

What happens if Russians fall from an Afghan boat?

They sue Kabul Yacht.

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What about Leo?

Steward: No. Leo dies.

Where do you want to be buried?

Me: You mean after I die, right

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Why is it called an "almond" in the tree but an "amond" when it falls to the ground?

When it falls to the ground, it knocks the 'ell out of it.

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.