Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree?

It died.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

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How did Paul, the octopus, originally die?

Torres went and asked Paul proudly, "How many goals will I end up with after thia this World Cup " Paul died laughing.

Why are there walls around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

When is a tree it's loudest?

When it begins to bark.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.