What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

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What kind of trees watch kids in Mexico?

Baby cedar

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

Transplant Jokes More Transplant Jokes

Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants?

A: They've had little use.

What do you call a human that's now a cactus?

A transplant.