What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

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How do you get a man with only one arm out of a tree?

Wave.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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What do you call a plant getting kidney surgery?

A transplant

Why are conductors' hearts popular for transplants?

A: They've had little use.