How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What pokemon would you catch in Antarctica?

Freezing.

What do you call an Eagle who can't catch it's prey?

Talon*tless. ...Sorry.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree from Tulsa?

A: An oakie.

Why do Hippies love Didgeridoo?

It is as close as they can get to making love to a tree.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What kind of NUT would make a pie for THANKSGIVING?

Pecan, typically.

When do you kick a midget in the nuts?

When he stands next to your girlfriend and says her hair smells nice.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How does a elephant hide in the jungle?

2.What is the Loudest sound in the jungle 1.Paints its balls red and climbs up a apple tree. 2.Tarzan picking apples.

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

What did the squirrel say when it saw the acorn tree cut down and taken away?

Thats nuts

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What did the mother turkey say to her naughty son Tom?

If your dad knew how you were acting he'd roll over in his gravy

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.