How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

What was the name of the meth cook who got caught stealing baked beans?

Heinzenburg

What's the difference between STD's and Pokemon?

I still haven't caught any Pokemon.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the tree say while it was being transplanted?

Wheeeeeeeee!!!!!

What do you call trees that grow in Tobago?

Tobogany.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Which nut is the angriest?

The pistachio.

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

Why do dinosaurs climb trees?

There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

How are a piano and a squirrel alike?

They both aren't artichokes

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What's wrong honey?

My bad knee is acting up again. *knee robs a gas station*

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!