How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Previous Random Joke Next

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?

He caught her in a 4-way

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a tree from Tulsa?

A: An oakie.

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original ) A Porcupine!

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did one nut say to the other?

Nut-thing! ....I'll see myself out.

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?

Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden?

Hide the ball it drives them nuts!

Why did the squirrel cross the road on the telephone wire?

To be on the safe side!

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

What do you call a Mexican that acts like a white person?

A wiener

What should PMS be called?

Ovary-acting