Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

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How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.

Why did the watermelon and the honeydew decide to cancel their spontaneous wedding in Las Vegas?

They realized with a family like theirs, they really Cantaloupe.

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What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

Where did Zooey Deschanel grow up?

In Albu-quirky.

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What did you hear about the tree who was in love?

He pined everyday.

Why can't you hear Michelle Pfeiffer use the restroom?

Because her pee is silent.

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How can you tell if someone is an entrepreneur?

Don't worry, they'll tell you

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.