Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.

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What did Mr. Freeze call himself when he joined Batman's fight against criminals?

The Dark Knightrogen

Why did the carpenter join the army?

Because he wanted to be a Drill Sergeant

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Why you never mess with imported ants?

Because they are **important**.

Who's there ! Answer ! Answer who ?

Answer all over your porch ! It's a mess out here !

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Why did the snowman take his pants off?

He heard the snow blower was coming.

Why do the Avengers keep calling Spiderman over to fix their computer?

Because they heard he's a web developer

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Why did King Kong join the army?

To learn about gorilla warfare.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

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What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

Why do pigs make good spies?

A: They're excellent at going in-hog-nito.

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How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.