He heard the food was a mess.
They told him he was good at deriving
Because it's a place of war ship.
Not enough cement EDIT: Okay thanks for pointing out that I messed up the wording but the joke is supposed to be the funny part
Freud rice.
On the phone. It's a baby. If I wanted to hear random noises when I talk, I have a husband for that.
It doesn't matter, it can't hear you anyway.
Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."
IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.
A: An inj-oink-tion.
He pulled his hamstring!
Cause they struggle to put food on the table
A: Because everyone was a goblin.
