Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

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Where does the king keep his armies?

In his sleevies!

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You've got no beef soldier!

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What did Napoleon have up his sleevies?

His armies!

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In their sleevies.

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Why don't people name their kids 'Napoleon'?

It's too complex

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He didn't have any ligaments