Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

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What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

Why the turnout at Michael Jackson's funeral?

He touched a lot of people.

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Did you hear the one about the guy with the broken hearing aid?

Neither did he.

What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

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Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys