Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

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What does Michael Jackson do when he gets kids to the top of the Empire State building?

Tosses them off.

What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key?

A Minor

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What did the cholo say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me, homes!" My brother heard this on Tosh.

What happened to the egg when it heard the joke?

It cracked.

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How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"