He heard boys' pants were half off.
A Minor
Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.
Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick
Look ma, no hands!"
Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.
Rady O'Gaga
Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"