Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

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Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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What makes mexican and black jokes so similar?

Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Who lives in the green house?

Me: I don't know Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house? Me: The red guy Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house? Me: The blue guy Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house? Me: The yellow guy Her: Who lives in the white house? Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out: The black guy!!

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What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win."

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How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA?

Look! They spelled MACY's wrong!"