How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

What do you have to use to check a test on Telemarketing?

A Scamtron.

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Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?

There she blows!!!

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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

How long is the flight?

A Polish man calls up an airline. "How long is the flight from Chicago to Warsaw?" "One minute..." "Thank you."