How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why did the library book go to the doctor?

It needed to be checked out it had a bloated appendix.

How did the Redditor get stuck in a loop?

I don't know, check the post above me.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

How can the eurologist tell if he is looking at a man or woman?

Well, there is a vast difference.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad

What do you call a chicken staring intently at a piece of lettuce?

A chicken ceaser salad.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

What do you call a flight commandeered by pirates?

A peg leg.