How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

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Check Jokes More Check Jokes

How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

What would you do?

Two policemen call the station on the radio. "Hello. Is that you Sarge?" "Yes?" "We have a case here. A woman has shot her husband for stepping on the floor she had just mopped clean." "Have you arrested the woman?" "No sir. The floor is still wet.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What do you get when you step into the ring with Mohammad Ali?

Too soon

How did the firefly react when he was stepped on?

He was delighted.

Stare Jokes More Stare Jokes

What do you call a hen staring at a lettuce?

A chicken Caesar salad.

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave :3

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.