It stares.
When it's broke.
Three, one suggests to check if it is plug in, another recommends to reboot the printer, and finally one to check to see if the printer had paper and laugh about how easy the solution was.
There's a clock on the stove.
The older they get the easier they are to pick up.
Nothing, Pink Panther doesn't talk!
A landmine.
He's staring at somebody else's shoes.
A chicken Caesar salad.
A Brazilian dollars.
Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane