What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

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What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

High definition.

Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

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What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.