What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

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What drug problem?

We get drugs pretty easily!"

How did Whitney Houston take the drugs?

All at once.

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What did the elephant say?

What did the elephant say when it was pulled out of a pit by the Balls? Thank you Mr. and Mrs. Ball!

What is a crossbreed between an elephant and a rhinoceros called?

I don't know, but it isn't !