What do you call an elephant on drugs?

Tranquilized.

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What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

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Why did the elephant cross the road ?

Because the chicken was having a day off !

What kind of elephants live in Antartica ?

Cold ones !