What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

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Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

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Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

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What do u call a mexican in the back of a cop car?

Pork and beans

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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What's green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.