What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

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Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

When the cat's away.....?

The house smells better !

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What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

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What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.