What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork? Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.