What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and a boomerang?

A smell that keeps coming back!

What do you call an athlete that smells good?

D. O. Durant

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Why aren't there any Muslim feminists?

Pork is haram

What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?

Pork Chop!

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger