What's slimy cold long and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs finger...

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants ?

They always want to play leap frog with him

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

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What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons?

One porks women the other un-porks them.

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.

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What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frog's finger...