What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

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What's green and furry and smells like pig?

Kermit the Frog's finger

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

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What's do pot and pusssy have in common?

You can tell the quality if you can smell it across the room.

What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

A: Kermit the Frog's Finger

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What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.