What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What's green, fuzzy, and stinks of pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

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What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers