What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

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What is long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

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What does black Vin Diesel smell like?

What does black vin diesel smell like Vinegar.

What do chemists say when they smell something that they don't like?

Pu

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What's long, green and smells like pork?

Kermit the frogs fingers"

What's long, green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit the frog's finger

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What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

What's small and green and smells like pork?

Kermit's Finger.