Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

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Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger

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What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform