Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

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What is small furry and smells like bacon ?

A hamster !

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !