Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

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Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

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What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.