Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

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What are sardines?

A little fish that smells like fingers.

Where are smells made?

In the olfactory.

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Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform