Perfume Jokes

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

How do you feel about perfumes being designed by computers?

Because I think it makes perfect scents.

What happened when the monster stole a bottle of perfume?

He was convicted of fragrancy.

Which perfume do you use ?

It smells good. I want to buy one for my wife." Lady: "Please don't. Some idiot will have an excuse to talk to her."

Why do women put on makeup and perfume?

Because they're ugly and smell bad...

What sort of perfume do snakes prefer ?

Poison by Christian Dior !

Why is Perfume so cheap?

Because its only worth one scent!

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