What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."

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Excuse Jokes More Excuse Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

What excuse did the unemployed cellist give for going dutch with his date?

He's flat Baroque...

Pony Jokes More Pony Jokes

How did the cowboy know his pony was getting sick?

He was a little hoarse.

Why did the pervert cough when he was caught molesting a pony?

He was feeling a little horse.

Cough Jokes More Cough Jokes

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss

What's the worst thing about a lung transplant?

Coughing up someone else's phlegm