Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they drink to much coughee.
Coughing up someone else's phlegm
A laxative.
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
A little hoarse!!!
Meowcus
cough* *cough*
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."
Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
He plays batminton.
It's been nice gnawing you.
Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.
He farts.
She choked.
At some point they turned into Mummys
The rightful owner of both is white
Feed it laxatives.
He didn't give a sh...
You can hear a cough drop.
Koala farts
You put a guitar in his hands.
He was feeling a little horse.
They both love using the toilet right after it's been cleaned.
Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.
