Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they drink to much coughee.
Coughing up someone else's phlegm
A laxative.
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
A little hoarse!!!
Meowcus
cough* *cough*
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."
Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Per version.
A Petophile
well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up
Clear all the Jerry!
Somewhere over the rainbow weigh a pie. (sounds like way up high)
Because he had the right of way.
Because of all of the coffin.
Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.
Koala farts
You can hear a cough drop.
I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."
Kermit the Frog's finger.
Her knees swell up when she farts.
A fart. It goes right through your pants and doesn't leave a hole.