Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."
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Coffee Mug
Because they drink to much coughee.
Coughing up someone else's phlegm
A laxative.
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
A little hoarse!!!
Meowcus
cough* *cough*
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."
Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Me: Define "true friend." Shrink: Someone you feel you can tell anything. Me: 11,419.
I am a ski instructor and I've recently been teaching these two boys who are 6 and 8 year old brothers. I realized today that I know zero jokes appropriate enough or funny to this demographic. I feel like they think I am super boring. Give me some help to make the chairlift more exciting!!
He was relieved of doodie.
What if I want something that works violently right now "
They both take away the coffin.
Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.
None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.
They are both X-Men
You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.
Deydahoes.
With a plunger.
Pack your trunk and clear out !"
Per version.
You put a guitar in his hands.
When you can burp and taste it.
Because they don't get a**holes until they get married.
