Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they drink to much coughee.
Coughing up someone else's phlegm
A laxative.
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
A little hoarse!!!
Meowcus
cough* *cough*
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."
Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
It's the only activity where you actually aim for the hole under 18 and you don't go to jail.
GOTTA CATCH JAMAL
Cough stirrup.
To the Horspital!
It's mistaken for granite.
Tennish
Pump-Kin
They were all born on holidays."
You can hear a cough drop.
Koala farts
Warren
I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.
Root beer. (tbh: found on a Laffy taffy wrapper)
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.