Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they drink to much coughee.
Coughing up someone else's phlegm
A laxative.
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
A little hoarse!!!
Meowcus
cough* *cough*
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."
Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
Couple's Daily Question Mug
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
I'm feeling a bit sorbet.
I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.
They had way to many chinks in their armor.
They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.
They fight back.
To even out the good things that happen to bad people.
Chardon-neigh
He died in his teepee
I've got a hard on. But I didn't know you could smell it."
Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.
No hard feelings.
Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF
Because Dracula was coffin. Source: A Laffy Taffy wrapper.
They both take away the coffin.
