Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Because they drink to much coughee.
Coughing up someone else's phlegm
A laxative.
The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!
A little hoarse!!!
Meowcus
cough* *cough*
Knowing that the first couple of times you cough that the phlegm isn't yours.
Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."
Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Hey , they drew first"
Heinzenburg
let me be your *soil*mate
Friend:
Hey, how are you *Alduin*
You can hear a cough drop.
Koala farts
So your arse doesn't slam.
Kick it up the arse
I'm a little hoarse.
Pony gone.
What is the difference between a GOOD and a BAD girl? A GOOD girl goes to a party, goes home then goes to bed. A BAD girl goes to a party, goes to bed then goes home.
Going inside to ask for a coat hanger.
