What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

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What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?

A catastrophe !

What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

What do you call a pony with a cough?

A little hoarse!!!