What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

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Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

What did you just do?

CAT: *bolts for no apparent reason* ME: *bolts in the opposite direction in case she's after both of us*

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What is the best remedy for cough?

A laxative.

What's the worst part about getting a lung transplant?

The first couple of times you cough, the loogeys aren't yours!