What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

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What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

Who was that coughing in the background?

Me : Oh, that was Denise. Dad: Oh, da' niece I thought it was da' nephew. Buh dum tsssssssss