What did the cat cough up when it was sick?

Meowcus

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Why are there no cats on Mars?

Because there is no oxygen and they'd die from UV radiation, you idiot.

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

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What did the Shetland Pony say when asked if his cough had cleared up?

Yes, thanks, but I'm still a little horse."

What did the pony say after he coughed?

Excuse me, I'm a little hoarse."