Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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What does a chemistry lesson and a night club have in common?

Someone drops the acid and someone drops the base.

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

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What do priests and christmas trees have in common?

Their balls are just for decoration.

Why was Cinderella kicked off the baseball team?

She kept running away from the ball

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Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

Pediatrician Jokes More Pediatrician Jokes

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)