Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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What is someone doing when they are disposing of diseased radishes?

Dropping some ill beets.

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You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets it.

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Why have a ballroom, with no Balls?

Disney's Frozen I paused the movie to tweet this...

Why didn't the girl go into the haunted house?

She didn't have the balls.

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What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."