Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What's the best thing about picking up a homeless chick?

It doesn't matter where you drop them off.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What does a priest and a christmas tree have in common?

The balls are for decoration!

Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Pediatrician Jokes More Pediatrician Jokes

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

What did one bird say to another bird on New Year's?

WOW THAT YEAR FLEW BY

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."