Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

Answer: to hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What is big and red and rolls over in the snow?

Santa Claus hit in the balls!

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

Pediatrician Jokes More Pediatrician Jokes

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."