Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

How many rudeboys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".

Why couldn't Frodo drop the Ring into Mt. Doom?

Force of Hobbit.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

What do Christmas trees and The Pope have in common?

A: Their balls are for decoration only

How do u get a pool table to laugh?

tickle its balls.

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

Why does a Canadian with a stutter never run low on batteries?

He always has plenty of double "eh"s, triple "eh"s...

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Pediatrician Jokes More Pediatrician Jokes

Why don't pediatricians like to wait?

Because they have little patients.

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)