Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the new year's eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

What do you do when you see a floating T.V. in the middle of the night?

Tell Jamal to drop it

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How did I get the balls to write such a grotesque joke?

Gruesome.

Why can't Cinderella play soccer?

Because she keeps running away from the ball

Plenty Jokes More Plenty Jokes

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Times Square Jokes More Times Square Jokes

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

How does Times Square start the new year?

By having Mariah Carey drop the ball! "The audience can sing this one."

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What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"

Pediatrician Jokes More Pediatrician Jokes

Why do pediatricians get so frustrated?

They have very little patients.

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

New Year Jokes More New Year Jokes

Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ?

Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside times square on new years?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!