Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

What happens when a carpenter drinks with his wife?

He gets hammered and she gets nailed.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the fastest liquid on earth?

Milk. It's pasteurized before you see it.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

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What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !

How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

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Who handles font related crimes?

A sans sheriff!

Where does sans live?

Sans francisco