Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.
Because it's Nicaragua
A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.
Why does beer go faster through you than milk? Unlike milk it doesn't have to change color. Why does Budweiser go faster through you than beer? Unlike beer it doesn't have to change taste.
Ideally you only have to sack them once, but we should probably sack them again for good measure.
A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank
He just wasn't her type.
A sans sheriff!