Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

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Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?

An ape-ricot sour!

What kind of tea do koalas drink?

Euca-lipton

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day :-)

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

How many assholes does it take to change a lightbulb?

It doesn't matter, mine itches so bad it's on fire, providing plenty of light for everyone in the room!

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Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.