What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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Why is it good to know someone who kicks ducks in the face?

Because they're always footing the bill.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

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What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

Why isn't Half-Life 3 coming out?

Because 2 Half-Lives = 1 whole life.

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What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?

asks his wife. "31 black"

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What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

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How many 'Real Women' does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.

Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot