What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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Why are campers so predictable?

You know they're in tents.

Why did Spock dump his wife?

because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

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Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

When you're away on a business trip, do you think about me?

Apparently "Only to stop myself from coming too quickly" wasn't the right answer.

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How do you know if your friend, "Doesn't even OWN a TV?

Because it's this answer to every question you ask them. "Did you hear about the President's new policy on... " "I don't even OWN a TV!"

How many plug-in air fresheners does it take to mask the decay of human flesh?

I'm asking for for a friend.

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Why are there so many good jokes about feminists?

Well, they're huge targets...

What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

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What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.