What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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How do hens always know what size your egg cup is?

They don't but all eggs always fit.

What does Marilyn Quayle have in common with Marion Barry?

They've both been known to blow a little dope.

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What do you call a French human delicacy?

Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka.

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

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What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

A: Play ball.

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What happens when i find a good joke?

I reddit.

What's the difference between a good joke and a woman?

The good joke doesn't get a black eye when you tell it a second time.

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Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !