What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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How to blind parachutist know they're close to the ground?

The feel the leash go slack! (heard this one while listening to some irish tunes)

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Why are monsters hipsters?

Because they've been coming out of the closet since before it was cool.

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What's the worst question you can ask a blind date?

So.. you seeing anyone "

How do you get spiderwebs out of your hair?

Asking because Spider-Man... I mean... Just asking.

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What does the ISIS member say about telling good jokes?

It's all in the execution."

What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.