What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

Hey man ! Who do you know here ? This is a Brothers only party !

How do you speak such good English?

I dunno 200 years of colonialism and eurocentric education, how do you know so little history "

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Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

Why are highly successful people named Mark always so depressed?

Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?

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What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

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Why can't geometry teachers tell good jokes?

They go off on tangents.

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

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Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

What do you get a body builder for Christmas?

A dictionary, so they get plenty of definition.