What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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Why was Michael Jackson always late for meetings?

Because he was always coming in a little behind.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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Why are football players never asked for dinner?

Because they're always dribbling!

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

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What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

What kind of fruit tells the best jokes?

A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.

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Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

Why is Papyrus taller then Sans?

Because Papyrus drinks plenty of milk.