What's the best joke you know that's kid-safe?

I know plenty of raunchy jokes, but was asked this recently and came up blank

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Why did Victoria lose her job?

We don't know, it's Victoria's secret.

Why are white prisoners so scary?

Because you know they did it.

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Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?

Because the snowblower was coming down the block.

How are false teeth like stars?

They come out at night!

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How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

How was your interview?

Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing.

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What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.

What's the similarity between free healthcare and good jokes?

Americans don't get them.

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Why are the cops shooting so many black men?

There's plenty of Mexicans to shoot too. Yeah I'm going to hell for that one.

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.