Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

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What do earth scientists look at on their lunch breaks?

Cleavage.

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

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What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

Whoever answers my next question, can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: Who just threw that?

Boy: Me and I'm going home now.

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Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.