Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

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How do you make a blind man mad?

Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.

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Cancer. ( )

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Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!