Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

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Cuz he needed to pahk da cah in da yahd.

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Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.