Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

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Why shouldn't you look at a cup of ranch?

Because it's still dressing.

Why do marble statues look so mean?

A: They have hearts of stone.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.