Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

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How does a man see things from woman's point of view?

By looking out the kitchen window.

How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group?

Look for gray hares.

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What did the boy with no hands get for a Christmas present?

Gloves.... Just kidding he hasn't got into it yet.

How did the Greek army separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

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Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.