Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

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How did the urologist ruin his Christmas?

OC He looked inside Santa's sack.

Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

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Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!