Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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What did Jon Snow drink with the wildlings to celebrate a battle victory?

Ginger ale.

What does Batman put in his drinks?

Just ice.

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Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

What's the difference between a cow and September 11?

You stop milking a cow after 10 years.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What animal is faster than a cheetah?

A cow dropped out of a helicopter.

What is cowhide mostly used for?

Keeping cows from falling apart.

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Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?