Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

What do you call a cow that stopped producing milk?

An udder failure.

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What goes "Ooooooooooo!"?

A cow with no lips.

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

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Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!