Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit?

Hare in your milk!

Why was the bull popular with all the cows?

Because he was smooooooooth

Milky Way Jokes More Milky Way Jokes

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?