Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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Where do Martians drink beer ?

At a mars bar !

What do people drink at Club Obi-Wan?

Qui-Gon Gin.

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

Why do you take baths in milk?

I can't find a cow tall enough for a shower."

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How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!