How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Invite Jokes More Invite Jokes

What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Why don't Pirates get invited to Birthday parties?

Because they always steal doubloons

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in?

Booze Clues.

What do you call alcohol distilled by the Avengers' enemies?

Hydra-Gin

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

What do you call an alcoholic Mormon?

An oxymormon