How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

What kind of water do you drink when the snow melts?

Spring water.

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Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

because lions only understand .rars

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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Why did the mushroom get invited to the party?

Because he was a fungi

How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

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What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!

Why do Mormon women stop having kids at 29?

Because 30 is too many!