How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

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How do you stop ISIS?

Leave some milk in the sun for a few days.

What's more fun than swinging an infant over your head with a rope as fast as you can?

Stopping it with a shovel

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

Why was Mussolini never invited to parties?

He was always fascistly late.

Alcohol Jokes More Alcohol Jokes

Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

Mormon Jokes More Mormon Jokes

How many Mormons does it take to drink a 12 pack of beer?

One if nobody is watching.

Where do Mormon deer call home?

Salt Lick City