How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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How do you get a black man to stop jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

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Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Why are chickens never invited to the party?

They are always party fowls.

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How does Alabama keep alcohol out of high school?

Change the drinking age to 25

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

Why are Mormons more like Muslims than they are like Christians?

Christians are not-for-prophet organizations.