How do you get a Mormon to stop drinking all of your alcohol?

Invite two of them.

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How does Ice-Cube drink his milk?

Straight Outta Carton.

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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How many lawyers does it take to stop a moving bus?

Never enough.

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

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How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

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Why did the Muslim fail his Chemistry Exam ?

because to him, alcohol is not a solution.

What do you call alcohol in a birdbath?

Tequila Mockingbird!

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Why do Mormon women stop having babies at 35?

A: Because 36 would be too many.

What do you call a Mormon who switches religion?

A mormoff!