Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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What beverage does Bruce Lee like to drink?

WAA-TAA!

What do ants drink?

Tea. It's an ant tea joke.

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Why does a milking stool have only 3 legs?

Because the cow has the utter.

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

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Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test?

Because the resemblance was uncanny.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless