Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

What happens when you don't serve drinks at a party?

There's no punch line.

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What kind of magic do cows believe in?

MOODOO.

Why did the cow tip over?

Excellent service.

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What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

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Why do you give children who swallowed poison some milk?

To make them happy before they die.

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.