Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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What did the ninja say to the waiter when asked what to drink?

The ninja replies with "Wata!"

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

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Why did they stop feeding cows the round bails of Hay in Texas?

Because they weren't getting a square meal.

What do you call a cow that will go down in history?

Legendairy From my young daughter

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Why did God make man before woman?

You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.

How is credit like cocaine?

Everyone just needs 1 more line.

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Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

What do you call a cow that can't produce milk?

Utterly useless