Why did the cow drink his own milk?

He needed the cowlcium.

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Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

Where did Steve Jobs and Bill Gates go to get a drink?

The Space Bar

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many Ukrainians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

They don't need to, they glow in the dark...

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you milk you can't see?

Pasteurized milk.

What is the most certain way to prevent milk from souring?

Keep it in the cow.