Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What did the smoked salmon say after it realised it was no longer ill?

I'm cured!"

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Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

Why do the French stink?

So blind people can hate them too

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Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What kind of car does god drive?

A Christler

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.