Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What's the difference between a stoner and a Muslim?

When stoners are smoking, they don't explode.

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Why do certain asian boxers hate the Rebel Alliance?

Because they are Thai fighters.

What do you call an asian who hates black people?

A member of the Kru Krux Kran

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What did God say after she made Eve?

Practice makes perfect."

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.