Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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Why shouldn't Spanish women smoke cigarettes?

You shouldn't smoke if your pregnant.

Who is the only one that has smoked as much weed as Wiz Khalifa?

Wiz Khalifa's tapeworm.

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Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

What Metallica song does Captain America hate?

Trapped Under Ice.

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Why did god invent patchouli?

So blind people can hate hippies too.

What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

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How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.