Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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What's easier to get, aids or lung cancer?

Depends what you smoke. (Not native speaker, sorry if it doesn't make sense)

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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Why does Yellow hate Red?

Because Red Blue Green.

Why do Black People hate country music?

Because when they hear "Hoe Down" they think their sister got shot.

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How to make your God proud?

By abusing his names in other languages.

Why did you make women so beautiful?

God:"So you would love her." Man:"Then why did you make her so dumb " God:"So she would love you."

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How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.