Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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What kind of cigarettes do hippies smoke?

Yours.

What do you call a raft full of black people?

Smoke on the water. ... My most sincere apologies.

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Why does Bernie Sanders write in lowercase letters?

Because he hates capitalism.

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

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How is God just like every other man?

If you're not on your knees, he's not interested.

What do my dad and God have in common?

I've never seen or heard from either of them.

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How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.