What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

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Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?

Lazy bones.

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What works in a circus walks a tightrope and has claws ?

An acrocat !

How can you tell the difference between a catholic, a baptist, and a Methodist?

A baptist will run into a liquor store, buy their alcohol and run out. A Methodist will walk into a liquor store and say high to everyone, then buy their alcohol and walk out. A catholic will show up to the store completely hammered, hug everyone, get their alcohol and stumble their way out of the store.

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What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.