What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

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What do you call a tissue that is sleeping?

A napkin

How many women have you slept with My wife asked me, "How many women have you slept with?

I proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

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What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

How do you stop a baby from walking in circles?

Pin its other hand to the ground.

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What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

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What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.