What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

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What is Error 619?

When your kid sleeps in between.

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes?

Do they think they're gonna magically start walking

What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide?

A Zimmer frame

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What do you call a nun on the run?

A ROMAN CATHOLIC!

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

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Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.