What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

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How does a woman know she's sleeping with a forklift driver?

He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

What else?

You've walked out of wife"

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What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

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What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

Why did the religious person give up smoking?

Because God hates fags.