When I was just a little girl, I asked my mother what will I be. Will I be pretty, will I be rich?

Here's what she said to me: GO TO SLEEP.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

How'd you sleep?

Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's your favourite Pixar film?

Up, yours " "No need to be like that I was only asking"

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

Little Girl Jokes More Little Girl Jokes

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls.

Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Where is your mother from?

The second Eskimo says "Alaska."

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.