A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.
She is allergic to nuts.
Two, but they have to be very small.
It doesn't matter, they all turn them the the wrong way.
None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!
He had -ity!
Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(
A misogenie.
A: What's a light bulb