How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

How many lonely guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he wishes it took two.