How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

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Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.

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Why Are Mexican & Black Jokes Overdone?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal!...I'm sorry, you can hate me if you wish. ;(

Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.