How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

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What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

a quarter pounder with cheese.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Why did the optimistic Chinese guy wish he had multiple personality disorder?

He wanted to be the Changs he wanted to see in the world.