What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

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What is something that you never forget on a field trip?

9/11.

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

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ME: My first book is more books. F: What These aren't wish M: Second book's a TV.

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What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common?

They're both load-bearing

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.