What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why were the camels wearing sandals?

To stop themselves sinking into the sand. Why did the ostrich stick its head in the sand To look at the camels who forgot to put their sandals on.

Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

Pillar Jokes More Pillar Jokes

What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common?

They're both load-bearing

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !