What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's imaginary that my girlfriend and I afraid to forget?

My girlfriend

What did the man say after he forgot to pull out?

I regret nutting!!!

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.

Why does Vincent van Gogh always look forward to thenew year?

Because everyone wishes him a new ear.

Pillar Jokes More Pillar Jokes

What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common?

They're both load-bearing

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !