What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

Wish Jokes More Wish Jokes

Why did the black kid wish for a white Christmas?

Because all his white friends got better gifts than him.

How do you get wishes from cheese?

You fed-a-genie!

Pillar Jokes More Pillar Jokes

What does your mother's face and a Pillar and have in common?

They're both load-bearing

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !