How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

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What kind of house does Chuck Norris live in?

A roundhouse.

Which is the oldest animal?

Zebra. Coz they are still living in black and white.

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What happens when you violate Reddit's rules?

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What' is a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir, We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.

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Why do horses make terrible congressmen?

Because they can only say "neigh!" I wish this was a joke made up by my 7 year old cousin, but she's imaginary.

Why are mexicans so predictable in Uno?

Because they always wish for the green card