How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

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How do you say hello to a femnist?

You don't. To do so would violate her wish to not be part of the society she lives in.

What do laws and virgins have in common?

They're both there to be violated. (The sad part is that a Portuguese Taxi Driver actually said that seriously in a protest against Uber)

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What's balck on the bottom and white on the top?

Society

Who won the race?

Society.

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Whats the difference between a hippie on fire and a lifetime supply of patchouli?

I don't wish for a lifetime supply every time I smell patchouli.

What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?

Beast wishes.