What bird can lift the most?

A crane

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!

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What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

How's she getting on?

I replied, "I'm not sure, I think they use a crane."

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Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.