What bird can lift the most?

A crane

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What kind of disease do you get from birds?

Chirpes. It's a canarial disease, and I hear it's untweetable.

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

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What are cranes made of?

Cranium.

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

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How many Dornishmen does it take to shoe a horse?

Nine. One to do the shoeing, and eight to lift up the horse!

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.