How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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How many Vietnam vets does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

YOU'LL NEVER KNOW!! YOU WEREN'T THERE, MAN!!

How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. Obviously.

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What do you call it when a bunch of deer have an intervention for one of their friends?

Change for a buck.

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

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Tequila Mockingbird.

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A bird can fly.

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!