How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

How many millennials does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to do it, the other to give him his ribbon.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

How many FIFA officials does it take to change a light bulb?

None**. They operate in the **dark**.

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What bank do birds open accounts with?

The one with the most branches!

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Toucan Jokes More Toucan Jokes

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game