How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How many Brits does it take to change a lightbulb?

Manual work That's what underpaid Eastern immigrants are for pff

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

How many feminists does it take to change a light-bulb?

THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !

Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

Toucan Jokes More Toucan Jokes

How many birds can play tic-tac-toe?

Toucan

Why do toucans only go camping in pairs?

So they can bring two canopies.