What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

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What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

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Why do nuns never wear a bra?

God supports everything.

What does a female snake use for support?

A co-Bra!

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Why is gravity so weak?

Because it doesn't lift

How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.