What did the bra say to the hat?

What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.

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What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

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How do you say "bra" in german?

CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.

Why do nuns never wear a bra?

God supports everything.

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Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT