Cobra!!!
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
What did the bra say to the hat? You go on ahead and I'll give these two a lift.
Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!
Ze-bra
You go on ahead, I'll give these two a lift.
She was skipping without her bra
He walks into a bra.
CUZITHODZITFOMFOPIN.
You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up.
It had suction cups.
26 sizes larger than an "A" bra.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Because "B" shells would be too small!
A holdsemfromfloppin
God supports everything.
dashud sthapem from flappen
They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.
A co-Bra!
Because a and b shells are too small.
A handy-cap
You hang around I'll go on ahead
So they could Scandinavian.
Swede-ish
A: They always forget the recipe.
A: Elephants never forget.
Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.
Your granny
If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.
What do you mean you only brought two ants!
A cruiseifixion.
Tom Cruise
With suction cups.